THE GAFFER
wkm39Picks the drop. Blames everyone else for it.
Eight dads, one honorary Yank, one party chat, about two working headsets between them. PUBG now. GTA6 the second it drops.
Every squad needs roles. Ours were handed out based on who fell asleep first.
Picks the drop. Blames everyone else for it.
Level 3 helmet. Level 1 brain cell.
Pillages every house. Leaves all the doors open.
Hoovers up every bit of loot. Leaves you one bandage.
Still orbiting the map. Will land eventually.
Steal his kill and you will get burnt.
Needs a crate to see out the window. Hasn’t smiled since 2009.
Our honorary American brother. Plays from across the pond, still lands the drop.
His TwitchFirst clips land soon. Videos play straight from YouTube, so nothing's stored on this site: upload to the channel and they turn up here on their own.
Dads, mums, and anyone who's ever said "five more minutes" at 2am. Say hello in the Twitch chat and we'll squad up.